Some random remarks you could really use....
And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?
Do I look like a fucking people person?
This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Sarcasm is just one of the services we offer.
If I throw a stick will you leave??
YOU!.... Off my planet!
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cats.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made, others will be blamed.
Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.
Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up .
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Are these your eyeballs, I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
Did I mention that kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
It's not the size that coun... no wait, it's the size!
A woman's favorite position is CEO
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!
Too many freaks not enough circuses.
Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
I plead contemporary insanity.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
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By the way forgot to mention....Australia won some"World" cup 2007,where only 12 teams from the world plays.
Seriously....ahem...forgot the name of the game...!!!Some name, similar to some annoying insect.
9 comments:
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
If your talking about a game that sounds like a insect,then the world cup was not played by 12 teams.
It was played by 16 teams.
By the way nice lines.
12 or 16,doesn't make a difference in my life....,i am more into football.lol
oh forgot to mention YOU!.... Off my country & My Planet!
Posting my blog,to the comments.....??? are we???
grow up,get a life... "dudes". :P
yeah dude,even I like football,but I wouldn't like to comment on games I don't know much about .
I can comment on anything...!! coz m going to politics.
Politics, What Gaming Minister eh?? You can put a rule that all the characters in games should be fully dressed and kissing should be prohibited. And forgot to mention, no bloody games. After all we are in India.
yeah me planing to go into politics aswell .
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